Dear So And So….

Dear Mr Postman,

Seriously I can not believe that it will take you two and a half hours to get back to the sorting office for my parcel to be there to collect it. Firstly you could walk around the whole of this town three times over in two and a half hours. Sort it what the hell are you doing?

Love Disgruntled impatient person waiting for parcel!

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Dear Baba

Mummy loves you very very very much, however when you are climbing on my head at five am that love starts to fade away. Please don’t do it again, ta very much.

Your loving Mummy xx

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Dear Mr L,

Next time don’t bother promising Baba swimming till the actually night before, getting to preschool this morning was fun. He was convinced he was going swimming with Daddy and even told his key worker that. You had better get up early to take him tomorrow he is expecting it!

Love always

Me xx

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Dear Tito

You are a dog, do you understand this not a human.

You can go out in the wind and rain, I know it’s not nice but nothing is going to happen to you. So stop leaving puddles on the floor because you refuse to go out.

While we are at it, stop please stop begging, I am with you every day all day. I know when you have been fed, so stop acting like I have not fed you. I know you are lying!

Love your human mummy x

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Dear Mortgage Lady

I think I may just love you, thank you for being so kind even though I am sending the letter in late! You are a star!

Love a very happy customer x

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