Baba’s Bites

Baba: “Who’s farted?”

Me: “Not me”

Mr L: “Not me”

Me: “Is it you Baba?”

Baba: “No its Tito”

Me: “Tito isn’t in here”

Baba: “Tito is in my pants” (laughing)

Me: “So you have farted”

Baba: “Yes” runs off laughing

Mr L is laughing in the other room and I am laughing in the kitchen. Our child is a nutter!